I’m a mummy of two beautiful children trying my best to bring them up so that they are happy and good people ie. Not to fuck them up too much.

Life as a mummy of a 2 year old boy and a 7 month old girl contains so much thinking, talking, moaning, laughing, crying material that I felt the need to rant, sorry write, about it.  Hopefully it won’t be just another unpopular mummy blog but even if it is, sod it, I know it will be therapeutic for me. 😜

I apologise in advance for the poor grammar and use of English language.  In particular, the long sentences and use of brackets that reflect my whirlwind of random thoughts rather than good English.  I don’t apologise for the swearing – I have a potty mouth and there are much worse sins…